Lee Battersby

Half Man, Half Writer!

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Above all, as always: The magnificent Luscious Lyn Battersby-- writer of genius, mother of brilliance, and love of my life.



PEOPLE I WOULD SHANGHAI SHOULD I EVER HAVE TO CREATE A DIRTY DOZEN-STYLE TROUPE OF SCIENCE FICTION TYPES TO BE DROPPED INTO NAZI GERMANY AND.... I DUNNO, WRITE WEIRD LITTLE STORIES AND SEND EACH OTHER DEMOTIVATIONAL POSTERS AND STUFF 


Heavy weapons, explosives, and constant underestimation of his own talents:
Martin Livings 

Logistics, motor pool, and world-class ability to distinguish between different types of coffee: Adrian Bedford

Foreign languages, cryptography, and doing weird things to kittens:
Paul Haines 

Being the best he is at what he does, and what he does isn't very pretty, in yellow spandex: Brendan Duffy

Speaking in a plummy British accent and constantly telling everyone how we're all going to die: Tehani Wessely

Femme fatale, sexual blackmail, and hair: Stephen Dedman

Hand to hand combat, foot to foot combat, and most difficult of all, back to back combat: Rob Hood

Inventor of schemes to defeat the enemy like bat bombs and torpedoes guided by pigeons: Adam Browne



SPECIAL CLARION SOUTH BATTALION

People who have been through hell and back, and lived to tell the tale (Well, as hellish as spending six weeks in Queensland in summer lolling about writing and eating ice-cream at 2am can be. I mean, they tell you it was hell.....)


Catering, cottering, and cuttering:
Helen Venn

Intellijens, intellingec, thinking stuff up:  
Jess Irwin 

Anger, pain, fear, aggression, watercolours:
Laura Goodin

Cheekiness, cockney accents, telling people that worse things happen at sea:
Michelle Cashmore



MY FIGHTER PILOTS


Those brave Clarion South boys who dared to take risks we lesser mortals can only dream about. Dubbed my fighter pilots during my stint as their Clarion South Commander, they made the supreme sacrifice so that we may enjoy custard on Sundays under free skies.


Air Marshall Sir Jasoni Fischer

Wing Commander Ben Francisco, DFC, sheep and bar 

Chief Petty Officer Chris 'Boots' Green (secondment, his own personal one-man Navy)

Flight Sergeant Dan Braum , to the stars!

Camouflage expert,
Michael 'Patternless Man' Greenhut 

The Unknown Soldier, AKA
Peter M Ball



ASSOCIATIONS AND PROFESSIONAL STUFF AND THINGS AND JUNK

The Australian Horror Writers Association: I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, de-briefed, or numbered.  Oh, no, wait, turns out I’m member number 30.

The Science Fiction Writers of America: All the cool kids are doing it. I'm member number something-or-other.

The Queensland Writers Centre are a hugely professional bunch of people who are an absolute joy to work with. I've done so several times, and had the best of experiences every time. They should all be so good... 

The Australian Writers Marketplace is a hub of the QWC, and the one book every Australian writer should have on their shelf, not to mention the courses, the fora, the writing races, the expertise.... you could lose days in this site, you really could. They are, also, a brilliant bunch of people to work with.

T
he Katharine Susannah Prichard Writers Centre: I have an association with this centre that goes back years, and includes residencies, giving workshops, entering and judging competitions, and attending writing groups.

Clarion South: the boot camp for aspiring speculative fiction writers in Australia. I tutored here in 2007, and I'd kill you and you for another go at it. A truly brilliant experience.

Duotrope: The single best market listings site I've ever come across. My number one stop.

Storypilot: My back-up to Duotrope. Not as extensive, but a fantastic visual interface that makes for easy searching.  

Rockingham Writers is a new group dedicated to providing a writing group experience for those who can't attend traditional mid-week groups because of work or other daytime commitments. I'm a member.  

Fablecroft: one of the two most interesting, vital, and progressive small press speculative fiction companies in Australia.

Twelfth Planet Press: the other most intersting, vital, progressive etc etc and so forth.